"i suppose i do have a suitor, but i'm not really used to him yet. he's terribly charming and he plies me with delicious meals, but sometimes i think i prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. how awful, backward, cowardly, and mentally warped that will be if it turns out to be true."
--the guernsey literary and potato peel pie society, mary ann shaffer & annie barrows